Chelsea Handler is back with her award-winning brassy sense of humor! In a recent unfiltered video, the comedian unleashed her sharp tongue on four of the world’s most famous procreators.
The TV personality is well known for his bold comedic style, delivering funny yet insightful content that keeps his adoring fans coming back for more. Despite her cheeky nature, the blonde beauty often gets away with playfully arguing with other celebrities.
The victims of his latest feast were Hollywood veterans Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin, alongside billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk. The group were called out for not keeping their bottom half in check in a hilarious post.
Chelsea Handler wants to save the wives of four horny old men
Serving up a cold dose of savagery, the former E! The network star shared a short snippet of his comedy skit on Instagram. In the video, the 48-year-old blames men for having babies despite their age.
Filming herself from the comfort of her home, the New Jersey native rocked her blonde tresses in messy waves while donning white silk pajamas. She accessorized the casual outfit with an emerald necklace and gold rings.
Launching his rant, Handler announced that a new plague was on the rise. “There is an epidemic sweeping the country, and no, it is not another virus; it’s worse, ”joked the host. “Horny old men who can’t stop spilling their seed.”
A collage of four-faced images of the victims of his prank flashed across the screen as the standing personality chimed in: ‘Don’t get me started on these four horny old men who never met a broken condom they didn’t like not. ”
“They can’t stop procreating. Between the four of these guys, they have 32 kids,” exclaimed the Ally for Equality award winner before lamenting the “Dirty Grandpa” star’s latest feat. “Robert De Niro just had his seventh child at the tender age of seventy-nine,” the comedian said, gagging playfully at the end of her statement.
The scene cut to a clip of the CEO of Tesla Inc. dancing on stage. The Undertaker’s funny moves matched Handler’s joke about the 51-year-old character. According to the ‘Chelsea Lately’ star, Musk might be the youngest of the group of older men, but due to his personality, he could be considered in his 80s.
“So how do we protect women from the world of horny old men?” the TV personality asked before assuring viewers that she had the perfect plan to keep the female community safe. The People’s Choice Award winner’s solution was to sacrifice herself to these baby-making machines.
The message “Hello, Privilege. This is me star Chelsea, who did not welcome children, thought she was the best way to end the terror of old people. “I have a plan to stop this madness, and I’m offering to auction myself off for all available octogenarians,” the 48-year-old announced.
Joking about her plan, the New Jersey native noted that she can be found on online marketplace platforms like “eBay and Doordash.” She also sweetened the deal by offering fans a 20% discount with the code “sugartits.”
“Maybe all these old men should put themselves up for auction. After all, they are antiques,” the Queen added sarcastically before concluding her skit with her fake CH Council’s hilarious catchphrase: “Horny old men – never worth the money.”
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Weeks before his rant against the aforementioned artists, Al Pacino made headlines for breaking De Niro’s old fathers record announcing her fourth child. In May, ‘The Godfather’ star revealed he was expecting his fourth child with his 29-year-old girlfriend, Noor Alfallah.
At 83, the Triple Crown actor winner has become one of the oldest entertainers to have a child, a title his friend De Niro previously held.
A month before Pacino shared his lover’s pregnancy, the ‘About My Father’ actor welcomed his seventh child with partner Tiffany Chen.
On the other hand, Musk topped the baby list with ten children. Jhe billionaire welcomed his great offspring with three different women. He shares six children with his first wife, Justine Wilson, two children with ex-girlfriend Grimes, and secretly welcomed twins with Shivon Zilis.
Baldwin had the second largest number of children. JThe “Beetlejuice” actor has eight children from two different marriages. He welcomed one daughter with his ex-wife Kim Basinger, while the others were the product of his relationship with Hilaria Thomas.